When a guy can’t even out rule the fact and prove that he loves you more than sex. Leave him.

“I would re-blog your things but too bad I don’t like you.”

-LOL.

I think I got overly excited about Tapatio and Chicken Cup of Noodles..

When you post something about one person and another thinks it’s about them. They, then, go and blog up a storm full of cuss words and it’s so funny that you actually got under their skin. The feeling of awesomeness. 

The best arguments are the ones where they contradict themselves. Like, omg, stfu. You’re embarrassing yourself without me doing anything. 

I’ve only had 3 boyfriends and my mom hates how all of them think I’m stupid. She said “We all, obviously, know and see who’s the stupid one. And that’s whoever’s begging for who back”. Isn’t she the cutest!? LOL.

I’ll ____ your ____.